Sunday, February 28, 2010

The Strange Obsession with Curling (could it be the next big American sport?)


As the XXI Olympic Winter Games come to an end in Vancouver (the uber-exciting gold medal USA vs. Canada hockey game is on now), I still can't get over how much attention the "sport" of curling is getting.

I use "sport" in quotes because I'm not sure you can classify curling as a sport. Baseball is a sport. Hockey is a sport. Football is a sport. Curling is more of a game night kind of thing. Still, curling will suck you in. You start by flipping through various channels on the TV, you come across curling and your remote suddenly stops (almost like it did it by itself). It's okay ... it's happened to all of us at least once in the past two weeks.

The late-night comedians have been having a ball with curling. David Letterman and Jimmy Kimmel have cracked a joke or two at the curling events in Vancouver. Most of the jokes are about how ridiculous the game is. Frankly, there's nothing special about the game. It's basically shuffleboard on ice with two people chasing down a stone with brooms (you have to admit they look like Swiffer Sweepers).

Curling, in my opinion, isn't much different that watching golf or bowling on TV. It's kind of lazy, Sunday afternoon TV. So could it be the next big American "sport"? Yes.

The USCA (United States Curling Association) is working on expanding. Terry Kolesar, the director of communications of the United States Curling Association, says, "There's been a lot of interest from people in some of the warmer, Southern states like Florida and Georgia -- people asking for help in setting up curling clubs."

Right now, there are currently 14,000 members spread out over 135 clubs in the U.S. Kolesar says she's working on expanding.

And get this ... The New York Times did a report that Wall Streeters are hooked, each day looking forward to the moment when the market closes and MSNBC switches to curling coverage from Vancouver.

Even if you don't agree that curling is the most ridiculous Olympic sport since sychronized swimming ... Bob Schieffer has my back!


Saturday, February 27, 2010

Media Mix (Tiger, Toyota & Idol)

Tiger Woods, Toyota, American Idol and the Olympics dominated the headlines this week. I was a little surprised that more jokes weren't made about former Vice President Dick Cheney. Cheney was hospitalized (again) for heart problems. I would say some of my favorite jokes still deal with the Winter Olympics ... especially Jimmy Kimmel.

Next week's MEDIA MIX will be much better ... Jay Leno is back and I'm sure the jokes will be great!

Friday, February 26, 2010

"Zoolander" Sequel in the Works!!!!!

Wake me up before you Go Go!Justin Theroux, who in my opinion ruined "Tropic Thunder," confirms he is in negotiations to write and direct a "Zoolander" sequel. That's the best news I've heard today.

"Zoolander" wasn't my favorite at first ... I actually hated it. But it gets better (and better and better) every time you watch it! Now it's one of my favorite movies!

Ben Stiller is reportedly working with Theroux on the script. Theroux is even getting ready to travel to Fashion Week in Paris to "immerse" himself in what's current in the world of fashion.

The movie will hopefully be really, really, ridiculously good looking! And hopefully Lady Gaga's awful fashion can be mocked.

"What? Are you here to tell me what a bad eugoogoolizer I am? "

"You're dead to me, son. You're even more dead to me than your dead mother"

"At the Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too, we teach you that there's more to life than just being really, really, really good looking. Right kids? "

Banned for Bad Tipping

I wonder if this is more than a he said/she said. Interesting story.

Friday's Media Mix: (Drunk Mom+Sword+School=Arrest & Dad Could Go to Jail for Taking Son to Church)

IT'S HIGH-FIVE FRIDAY!
Video Clip of the Day: I hate this song, but this is worth it!

Motherly Love: Tennessee Police Say Drunk Mother Runs Through Elementary School With Sword

Bitter Battle: Send Dad to Jail for Taking Kid to Church?

Now Showing: "Cop Out" and "The Crazies" hits theaters this weekend

Thursday, February 25, 2010

100-year-old Doctor Still Delivering Babies

Today on 9NEWS at 6pm, we had a Baton Rouge woman celebrating her 107th birthday. She's seen everything from the first flight, the first crayon and has seen 18 presidents in the White House (Teddy Roosevelt to Barack Obama).

Lately I've been having a complex about getting old. I know, I know. I'm only 24, but turning 25 in a few weeks is like turning 50 to me. I simply don't want to get old. I like being my age. After my grandfather died last summer ... getting older has meant dealing with more death, dealing with more aches and pains and dealing with more independence. Sigh.

But then I saw a story on CNN ... a doctor who just made 100 and still practicing medicine. How amazing. How fortunate!

Dr. W.G. Watson started practicing medicine in 1947, delivering between 16,000 to 18,000 babies over his near 60-year career. Dr. Watson still makes house calls and still goes to work everyday.

Getting old might not be bad after all!


Craig Ferguson Goes Old School

I think Craig Ferguson's "Late Late Show" is pure genius.

I think he has a hilarious, upbeat and one of the best comics hosting a late night show. I would say he's my go-to guy for late night TV. I know that he's not for everyone, but I think his show is something you should watch (even if you have to DVR it because it's on so late).

He's really broken the mold and done his own thing. He has hosted his entire show as a puppet (which is funnier than it sounds), he dedicated his entire show to Archbishop Desmond Tutu last year (not someone you would normally expect to see in late night TV) and does his show without a band.

He's now testing the waters again. On Monday he did his entire show without an audience. This isn't easy for a comic. They like to feed off their audience. But Ferguson's late night experiment is reminiscent of past hosts like Tom Snyder ... who didn't have an audience. And that's the point.

With the drama that has become late night TV ... his show on Monday was a breath of fresh air. I think Ferguson proved he's meant to do the job he has.


Lap Dancing Teachers

Teachers give a steamy (some may say raunchy) performance ... all in front of students. It happened during a teacher dance-off at a pep rally earlier this month (in Canada nonetheless). The dance lasted for close to a minute ... and in the video you can see the teachers simulate sexual positions.

The teachers are suspended without pay while the school investigates.



Thursday's Media Mix (Crying for Bieber CoCo on Twitter & raining dogs)

It's THUMBS UP THURSDAY! Yay!



Video Clip of the Day: Crying for more Justin Bieber
(I didn't know who he was either)

Shady Doctors: Pedophile Pediatricians Remain in Shadows

Look Out Below: Dog Chasing A Bird Survives 300-Ft. Fall

CoCo Tweets: Conan O'Brien on Twitter, "I had a show. Then I had a different show. Now I have a Twitter account." (this is for real)

Hope you had your breakfast already (140-year-old hotdog discovered)

Yummy!

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Admiral Ackbar as Ole Miss mascot?

Could Ole Miss' next mascot look a little like this?!?!?!

Not really.

Ole Miss is going through a huge mascot mess right now. After suspending their "racist" mascot (Col. Reb) seven years ago, students are now going through the process of picking a new face for their athletic programs.

Admiral Ackbar (from "Star Wars" in case you didn't know) of the Rebel Alliance was floating around online today as a possible on-field mascot for the Rebels of Ole Miss. But the student body president says there ain't no way the fish-faced leader would be picked. It was dismissed as "comic relief."

But that's not stopping "Star Wars" fanatics at Ole Miss from promoting Admiral Ackbar as their new mascot.

RIP Col. Reb






All Teachers Fired from Rhode Island School District

Education is something I take very seriously. I have a family full of educators ... cousins, aunts and even my sister have all dedicated their lives to teaching. I love learning, and I think that as Americans we fail when it comes to education - both kids and adults.

I'm very critical of what politicians are doing to fix the failing system we call education. It's usually the first to lose funding, the first to see cutbacks and the last to get the help they truly deserve. I think what really aggravates me is that people who have never been in a classroom, people who have never seen first hand the struggles teachers deal with on a day-to-day basis, are the ones making the decisions.

I'm all for trying new things, and one school district in Rhode Island is hoping their dramatic decision works. The Central Falls school board voted 5-2 to fire all teachers in the district effective for the next school year. The firings have captured a lot of attention, as you can imagine.

I'm not sure if this was the right decision ... I'm not even sure it will work. But the statistics in the school district is very similar to East Baton Rouge Parish. It's a district of mostly minorities, half the students are failing every subject and most students come from poor families.

I'll be the first to say that not every teacher is "in it for the kids" (as my sister would say). Sometimes I think teachers should have to reapply for their job, even if that means losing teachers with many years of experience. Teachers should never stop learning, they should never stop researching new methods of teaching because in the end it's all about the kids.

It'll be interesting to see if this so-called turnaround method works for Central Falls. I'll be following their success and failure to see if something as dramatic as firing all teachers and starting over could work elsewhere (though it could take years to see if it works). Because after seeing this story and researching the background, I can see where it could work.

The debate on public education should never fade away. President Obama talks a lot about change and reform. An education reform is past due. It's time to shake things up and finally fix what we all know is broken.

Wednesday's Media Mix (Nipplegate, Chuck & Dueling Politicians)


Today's Video Clip of the Day: How to make an iSandwich

Back to Nipplegate: Remember the Janet Jackson/Justin Timberlake fiasco ... well CBS may have to pay a fine after all

Chuck Cancellation Rumors: Everyone knows how I feel about Chuck (best show on TV) ... but cancellation rumors are running rampant again! Say it ain't so!

Let's Make a Duel: Ky. Wants to Drop 'dueling' from Officials' Oath

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Toll Booth Gone Wild?!

Toll collector spits on driver's change. CNN's Jeanne Moos has complaints about about toll takers gone wild.

How Elvis Made it Through Security ... Yesterday

In the name of improved security a hacker showed how a biometric passport issued in the name of long-dead rock 'n' roll king Elvis Presley could be cleared through an automated passport scanning system being tested at an international airport.

Tuesday's Media Mix (Ole Miss Votes, Butt branding & CoCo offended?)





Video Clip of the Day: A winner 'til the very end?

Brand Power: Police Say Texas Student Willingly Had Buttocks Branded

On the Road Again: New Jay Leno promo ... a slap in CoCo's fan's faces?

Mascot Mess: Ole Miss students set to decide on replacing "racist" mascot

I'll be speaking this afternoon at the PRAL luncheon ... I'll be a panelist, giving my "expertise" on social media in the newsroom. Updates to come!

Monday, February 22, 2010

Jockstrap Maids Take a Crack at Cleaning

CBS News is all about the hard-hitting, breaking news stories. They recently did a recession-era story on male maids who are "taking a crack at cleaning" (their words) ... wearing only a jockstrap. Ummhmm.

Jockstrap maid services are becoming very popular. They're now in over 40 cities across the country (there's even a guy in New Orleans who's "... a very anal southern boy who loves to clean." (NSFW Jockstrap Maid online ... I had problems loading the site, but it finally loaded ... the pictures are very revealing.)

The idea was born after Hurricane Ike hit Houston ... almost as a joke ... with a friend asking to, "...send a cute guy over to clean my house."

Talk about job creation ... and like they say if the jockstrap fits ...

Dog with more Facebook friends than me!

His name is Giant George. And his name says it all.



The Tucson pooch is the tallest dog ever (yes, ever). Giant George is a 250-pound blue Great Dane. He stands 3 feet, 7 inches tall from paw to shoulder. Guinness World Records officials gave the title of "World's Tallest Dog" to Giant George after confirming his height ... setting aside conflicting reports that disputed his world record attempt.

Giant George's closes competitor is three-quarters of an inch shorter. His name is Titan, a white Great Dane from California.

With 22,950 Facebook fans ... as of this writing ... I'm no competition for Giant George. (Follow him on Facebook.) And his bed is a queen ... which is also bigger than mine. Something just ain't right about this picture. Just sayin'



-daniel

Sen. Bayh Taking a Page From Palin?

Sen. Evan Bayh (D-Indiana) announced last week that he's not seeking a third term in Congress. And I have to say, the man has never been more popular. He's been making the media rounds about his decision to not run again.

But he is getting a lot of questions about why he's retiring - mostly, "Why Now?" And I'm proud to say that the media is holding his feet to the fire.

He says, "I have had a growing conviction that Congress is not operating as it should. There is too much partisanship and not enough progress - too much narrow ideology and not enough practical problem-solving ... the peoples' business is not being done."

He blames "tribal" politics for bills not getting passed and work being accomplished. Bayh, who's father is a former congressman, should work together like they did in the "good old days." Bayh

says both the House and Senate ... Democrats and Republicans ... should take a step back, refocus and most importantly listen to each other. (I think everyone can agree with this, or at least they should agree with this.)

This morning on "The View," the co-hosts made great points: (1) He's starting to sound like Sarah Palin, (2) Nothing has really ever been accomplished without partisan politics, (3) His move to not run for re-election is almost like running away from the problem instead of trying to fix it.




-daniel

Monday's Media Mix (what you need to start your week off right!)



Video Clip of the Day: Tough guys sing Savage Garden (it's as funny as it sounds)!


Sex & Bic Pens: Sex explained by Bic pens ... and it's exactly how it sounds!


Man Rides On Car Hood In His Underwear: Police Say Man Rides On Car Hood In His Underwear In Frigid Temperatures After Dispute with girlfriend (and it didn't happen in Louisiana nor Livingston Parish).


Tiger on TV: More turn to FOX News for Tiger Woods' Apology ... Golf Channel gets huge ratings (CNN can't catch a ratings break)

Today's Top Front Page: USA sticks it to Canada

Sunday, February 21, 2010

Man Bulldozes his own house

Saw this story on CNN ... a sign of the times?

-daniel

Saturday, February 20, 2010

Weekend Mashup


Here's a look at some of the highlights from the past week ... with a comedic twist. A feature you can enjoy every week!!

The term "mashup" comes courtesy of Campbell Brown and her CNN primetime news show.


Thursday, February 18, 2010

Diary Entry From Man Suspected in Austin Plane Crash

If you've turned on the TV today, you've likely seen the tragic pictures coming from Austin, TX (a man reportedly burns down his house, steals airplane and crashes it into building in Austin). Below is a diary entry ... allegedly from the pilot who did all of this on purpose. Pretty eerie stuff. He really didn't like the IRS.




DIARY ENTRY:

If you’re reading this, you’re no doubt asking yourself, “Why did this have to happen?” The simple truth is that it is complicated and has been coming for a long time. The writing process, started many months ago, was intended to be therapy in the face of the looming realization that there isn’t enough therapy in the world that can fix what is really broken. Needless to say, this rant could fill volumes with example after example if I would let it. I find the process of writing it frustrating, tedious, and probably pointless… especially given my gross inability to gracefully articulate my thoughts in light of the storm raging in my head. Exactly what is therapeutic about that I’m not sure, but desperate times call for desperate measures.


We are all taught as children that without laws there would be no society, only anarchy. Sadly, starting at early ages we in this country have been brainwashed to believe that, in return for our dedication and service, our government stands for justice for all. We are further brainwashed to believe that there is freedom in this place, and that we should be ready to lay our lives down for the noble principals represented by its founding fathers. Remember? One of these was “no taxation without representation”. I have spent the total years of my adulthood unlearning that crap from only a few years of my childhood. These days anyone who really stands up for that principal is promptly labeled a “crackpot”, traitor and worse.

While very few working people would say they haven’t had their fair share of taxes (as can I), in my lifetime I can say with a great degree of certainty that there has never been a politician cast a vote on any matter with the likes of me or my interests in mind. Nor, for that matter, are they the least bit interested in me or anything I have to say.

Why is it that a handful of thugs and plunderers can commit unthinkable atrocities (and in the case of the GM executives, for scores of years) and when it’s time for their gravy train to crash under the weight of their gluttony and overwhelming stupidity, the force of the full federal government has no difficulty coming to their aid within days if not hours?

Yet at the same time, the joke we call the American medical system, including the drug and insurance companies, are murdering tens of thousands of people a year and stealing from the corpses and victims they cripple, and this country’s leaders don’t see this as important as bailing out a few of their vile, rich cronies. Yet, the political “representatives” (thieves, liars, and self-serving scumbags is far more accurate) have endless time to sit around for year after year and debate the state of the “terrible health care problem”. It’s clear they see no crisis as long as the dead people don’t get in the way of their corporate profits rolling in.

And justice? You’ve got to be kidding!

How can any rational individual explain that white elephant conundrum in the middle of our tax system and, indeed, our entire legal system? Here we have a system that is, by far, too complicated for the brightest of the master scholars to understand. Yet, it mercilessly “holds accountable” its victims, claiming that they’re responsible for fully complying with laws not even the experts understand. The law “requires” a signature on the bottom of a tax filing; yet no one can say truthfully that they understand what they are signing; if that’s not “duress” than what is. If this is not the measure of a totalitarian regime, nothing is.

How did I get here?

My introduction to the real American nightmare starts back in the early ‘80s. Unfortunately after more than 16 years of school, somewhere along the line I picked up the absurd, pompous notion that I could read and understand plain English. Some friends introduced me to a group of people who were having ‘tax code’ readings and discussions. In particular, zeroed in on a section relating to the wonderful “exemptions” that make institutions like the vulgar, corrupt Catholic Church so incredibly wealthy. We carefully studied the law (with the help of some of the “best”, high-paid, experienced tax lawyers in the business), and then began to do exactly what the “big boys” were doing (except that we weren’t steeling from our congregation or lying to the government about our massive profits in the name of God). We took a great deal of care to make it all visible, following all of the rules, exactly the way the law said it was to be done.

The intent of this exercise and our efforts was to bring about a much-needed re-evaluation of the laws that allow the monsters of organized religion to make such a mockery of people who earn an honest living. However, this is where I learned that there are two “interpretations” for every law; one for the very rich, and one for the rest of us… Oh, and the monsters are the very ones making and enforcing the laws; the inquisition is still alive and well today in this country.

That little lesson in patriotism cost me $40,000+, 10 years of my life, and set my retirement plans back to 0. It made me realize for the first time that I live in a country with an ideology that is based on a total and complete lie. It also made me realize, not only how naive I had been, but also the incredible stupidity of the American public; that they buy, hook, line, and sinker, the crap about their “freedom”… and that they continue to do so with eyes closed in the face of overwhelming evidence and all that keeps happening in front of them.

Before even having to make a shaky recovery from the sting of the first lesson on what justice really means in this country (around 1984 after making my way through engineering school and still another five years of “paying my dues”), I felt I finally had to take a chance of launching my dream of becoming an independent engineer.

On the subjects of engineers and dreams of independence, I should digress somewhat to say that I’m sure that I inherited the fascination for creative problem solving from my father. I realized this at a very young age.

The significance of independence, however, came much later during my early years of college; at the age of 18 or 19 when I was living on my own as student in an apartment in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania. My neighbor was an elderly retired woman (80+ seemed ancient to me at that age) who was the widowed wife of a retired steel worker. Her husband had worked all his life in the steel mills of central Pennsylvania with promises from big business and the union that, for his 30 years of service, he would have a pension and medical care to look forward to in his retirement. Instead he was one of the thousands who got nothing because the incompetent mill management and corrupt union (not to mention the government) raided their pension funds and stole their retirement. All she had was social security to live on.

In retrospect, the situation was laughable because here I was living on peanut butter and bread (or Ritz crackers when I could afford to splurge) for months at a time. When I got to know this poor figure and heard her story I felt worse for her plight than for my own (I, after all, I thought I had everything to in front of me). I was genuinely appalled at one point, as we exchanged stories and commiserated with each other over our situations, when she in her grandmotherly fashion tried to convince me that I would be “healthier” eating cat food (like her) rather than trying to get all my substance from peanut butter and bread. I couldn’t quite go there, but the impression was made. I decided that I didn’t trust big business to take care of me, and that I would take responsibility for my own future and myself.

Return to the early ‘80s, and here I was off to a terrifying start as a ‘wet-behind-the-ears’ contract software engineer... and two years later, thanks to the fine backroom, midnight effort by the sleazy executives of Arthur Andersen (the very same folks who later brought us Enron and other such calamities) and an equally sleazy New York Senator (Patrick Moynihan), we saw the passage of 1986 tax reform act with its section 1706.

For you who are unfamiliar, here is the core text of the IRS Section 1706, defining the treatment of workers (such as contract engineers) for tax purposes. Visit this link for a conference committee report (http://www.synergistech.com/1706.shtml#ConferenceCommitteeReport) regarding the intended interpretation of Section 1706 and the relevant parts of Section 530, as amended. For information on how these laws affect technical services workers and their clients, read our discussion here (http://www.synergistech.com/ic-taxlaw.shtml).
SEC. 1706. TREATMENT OF CERTAIN TECHNICAL PERSONNEL.
(a) IN GENERAL - Section 530 of the Revenue Act of 1978 is amended by adding at the end thereof the following new subsection:
(d) EXCEPTION. - This section shall not apply in the case of an individual who pursuant to an arrangement between the taxpayer and another person, provides services for such other person as an engineer, designer, drafter, computer programmer, systems analyst, or other similarly skilled worker engaged in a similar line of work.
(b) EFFECTIVE DATE. - The amendment made by this section shall apply to remuneration paid and services rendered after December 31, 1986.
Note:
· "another person" is the client in the traditional job-shop relationship.
· "taxpayer" is the recruiter, broker, agency, or job shop.
· "individual", "employee", or "worker" is you.

Admittedly, you need to read the treatment to understand what it is saying but it’s not very complicated. The bottom line is that they may as well have put my name right in the text of section (d). Moreover, they could only have been more blunt if they would have came out and directly declared me a criminal and non-citizen slave. Twenty years later, I still can’t believe my eyes.

During 1987, I spent close to $5000 of my ‘pocket change’, and at least 1000 hours of my time writing, printing, and mailing to any senator, congressman, governor, or slug that might listen; none did, and they universally treated me as if I was wasting their time. I spent countless hours on the L.A. freeways driving to meetings and any and all of the disorganized professional groups who were attempting to mount a campaign against this atrocity. This, only to discover that our efforts were being easily derailed by a few moles from the brokers who were just beginning to enjoy the windfall from the new declaration of their “freedom”. Oh, and don’t forget, for all of the time I was spending on this, I was loosing income that I couldn’t bill clients.

After months of struggling it had clearly gotten to be a futile exercise. The best we could get for all of our trouble is a pronouncement from an IRS mouthpiece that they weren’t going to enforce that provision (read harass engineers and scientists). This immediately proved to be a lie, and the mere existence of the regulation began to have its impact on my bottom line; this, of course, was the intended effect.

Again, rewind my retirement plans back to 0 and shift them into idle. If I had any sense, I clearly should have left abandoned engineering and never looked back.

Instead I got busy working 100-hour workweeks. Then came the L.A. depression of the early 1990s. Our leaders decided that they didn’t need the all of those extra Air Force bases they had in Southern California, so they were closed; just like that. The result was economic devastation in the region that rivaled the widely publicized Texas S&L fiasco. However, because the government caused it, no one gave a shit about all of the young families who lost their homes or street after street of boarded up houses abandoned to the wealthy loan companies who received government funds to “shore up” their windfall. Again, I lost my retirement.

Years later, after weathering a divorce and the constant struggle trying to build some momentum with my business, I find myself once again beginning to finally pick up some speed. Then came the .COM bust and the 911 nightmare. Our leaders decided that all aircraft were grounded for what seemed like an eternity; and long after that, ‘special’ facilities like San Francisco were on security alert for months. This made access to my customers prohibitively expensive. Ironically, after what they had done the Government came to the aid of the airlines with billions of our tax dollars … as usual they left me to rot and die while they bailed out their rich, incompetent cronies WITH MY MONEY! After these events, there went my business but not quite yet all of my retirement and savings.

By this time, I’m thinking that it might be good for a change. Bye to California, I’ll try Austin for a while. So I moved, only to find out that this is a place with a highly inflated sense of self-importance and where damn little real engineering work is done. I’ve never experienced such a hard time finding work. The rates are 1/3 of what I was earning before the crash, because pay rates here are fixed by the three or four large companies in the area who are in collusion to drive down prices and wages… and this happens because the justice department is all on the take and doesn’t give a fuck about serving anyone or anything but themselves and their rich buddies.

To survive, I was forced to cannibalize my savings and retirement, the last of which was a small IRA. This came in a year with mammoth expenses and not a single dollar of income. I filed no return that year thinking that because I didn’t have any income there was no need. The sleazy government decided that they disagreed. But they didn’t notify me in time for me to launch a legal objection so when I attempted to get a protest filed with the court I was told I was no longer entitled to due process because the time to file ran out. Bend over for another $10,000 helping of justice.

So now we come to the present. After my experience with the CPA world, following the business crash I swore that I’d never enter another accountant’s office again. But here I am with a new marriage and a boatload of undocumented income, not to mention an expensive new business asset, a piano, which I had no idea how to handle. After considerable thought I decided that it would be irresponsible NOT to get professional help; a very big mistake.

When we received the forms back I was very optimistic that they were in order. I had taken all of the years information to Bill Ross, and he came back with results very similar to what I was expecting. Except that he had neglected to include the contents of Sheryl’s unreported income; $12,700 worth of it. To make matters worse, Ross knew all along this was missing and I didn’t have a clue until he pointed it out in the middle of the audit. By that time it had become brutally evident that he was representing himself and not me.

This left me stuck in the middle of this disaster trying to defend transactions that have no relationship to anything tax-related (at least the tax-related transactions were poorly documented). Things I never knew anything about and things my wife had no clue would ever matter to anyone. The end result is… well, just look around.

I remember reading about the stock market crash before the “great” depression and how there were wealthy bankers and businessmen jumping out of windows when they realized they screwed up and lost everything. Isn’t it ironic how far we’ve come in 60 years in this country that they now know how to fix that little economic problem; they just steal from the middle class (who doesn’t have any say in it, elections are a joke) to cover their asses and it’s “business-as-usual”. Now when the wealthy fuck up, the poor get to die for the mistakes… isn’t that a clever, tidy solution.

As government agencies go, the FAA is often justifiably referred to as a tombstone agency, though they are hardly alone. The recent presidential puppet GW Bush and his cronies in their eight years certainly reinforced for all of us that this criticism rings equally true for all of the government. Nothing changes unless there is a body count (unless it is in the interest of the wealthy sows at the government trough). In a government full of hypocrites from top to bottom, life is as cheap as their lies and their self-serving laws.

I know I’m hardly the first one to decide I have had all I can stand. It has always been a myth that people have stopped dying for their freedom in this country, and it isn’t limited to the blacks, and poor immigrants. I know there have been countless before me and there are sure to be as many after. But I also know that by not adding my body to the count, I insure nothing will change.

I choose to not keep looking over my shoulder at “big brother” while he strips my carcass, I choose not to ignore what is going on all around me, I choose not to pretend that business as usual won’t continue; I have just had enough.

I can only hope that the numbers quickly get too big to be white washed and ignored that the American zombies wake up and revolt; it will take nothing less. I would only hope that by striking a nerve that stimulates the inevitable double standard, knee-jerk government reaction that results in more stupid draconian restrictions people wake up and begin to see the pompous political thugs and their mindless minions for what they are. Sadly, though I spent my entire life trying to believe it wasn’t so, but violence not only is the answer, it is the only answer. The cruel joke is that the really big chunks of shit at the top have known this all along and have been laughing, at and using this awareness against, fools like me all along.

I saw it written once that the definition of insanity is repeating the same process over and over and expecting the outcome to suddenly be different. I am finally ready to stop this insanity. Well, Mr. Big Brother IRS man, let’s try something different; take my pound of flesh and sleep well.

The communist creed: From each according to his ability, to each according to his need.
The capitalist creed: From each according to his gullibility, to each according to his greed.

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Have Mercy

It's a topic on the same level as abortion and gay marriage in terms of sparking emotion from people. Mercy killings. You either agree with it or you don't. There's really no in between.

I won't bore you with my opinion ... it really doesn't matter. Before reading on, put your opinions aside ... if only for a second.

Award-winning BBC broadcaster Ray Gosling recently admitted to murdering his partner who was dying with AIDS. Gosling says he has no regrets for what he did. Gosling says he used a pillow to smother his boyfriend. He was arrested several hours after the interview.






Gosling performed the mercy killing several years ago ... when AIDS was in the early stages. Let me say that I'm not saying this to promote what he did ... just giving you the facts. I'm interested in what you think ... not just about mercy killings, but about Gosling's dilemma and interview.

CBS Hates the Gays

First it was the mancrunch.com ad ... now it's a PSA promoting gay acceptance.

CBS is going to have a hard time proving they don't hate the gays. I kind of understood their rejecting the mancrunch.com ad. But then again, they were willing to pay (and it wasn't even a good ad).

CBS is now being blamed for rejecting a PSA from the Gay, Lesbian and Straight Education Network. And that's just janky!



The ad is pretty funny. And has star power (if you classify Hillary Duff as star power ... but she is looking pretty good ... another topic for another day). CBS would have been smart to just let this ad run ... because they probably won't win the court of public opinion.

Tigers Go Grrrrrrr



Tigers go Grrrr ... and that's the only sound golfer Tiger Woods should be making right now. Well, that's kind of what got him in trouble to begin with I suppose.

Tiger is going to break his silence on Friday. This isn't breaking news ... but who cares? He's going to issue a statement then walk away from the podium. He won't answer questions ... he's probably been rehearsing for days ... and probably won't say anything worth while.

The big question ... will his wife be by his side? The wait continues.

Going Elsewhere for News?


This isn't good news. My future employer (hopefully) is looking like a bleak place to work. It's actually aggravating because people are flocking to FOX and MSNBC ... both admit to being one-sided. What ever happened to fairness, accuracy and balanced news? CNN is learning that it just ain't working.

From: By Chris Ariens (mediabistro.com)

CNN hit new low viewership totals during prime time Friday night (8-11pm) in both Total Viewers and A25-54 viewers.

Up against NBC's Olympic Opening Ceremony coverage, CNN averaged just 85,000 A25-54 viewers during Campbell Brown (8p), Larry King (9p) and Anderson Cooper (10p). An average that low has not been seen since May, 23, 2001. And the Total Viewer average of 382,000 was the lowest since Dec. 23, 2005.

And while all the cable news channels saw reduced viewing levels due to the massive audience that flocked to NBC -- only CNN saw its audience cut in half from Thursday night in both younger viewers and Total Viewers.

Kevin Eubanks out of 'Tonight Show'

Online reports are true ... Jay Leno's sidekick/bandleader will be back for the premiere of "The Tonight Show" in March ... but will then step down from his post.

Still not clear if his entire band will follow ... Eubanks is reportedly stepping aside so he can try other things.

-daniel

"You like me, you really like me" ... BUT

It's been a while since I've watched the Oscars ... mostly because I have worked nights for three years. But one of the highlights is watching the unexpected winners try to give their speech as the music gets louder, louder.

Some of my favorite moments: Cuba Gooding, Jr. ("I love you"), Adrien Brody (kisses Halle Berry), Stephen Spielberg ("This is the best drink of water after the longest drought of my life"), Roberto Benigni (jumps on the chairs in the audience) and Sally Field ("You like me, you really like me") ... just to name a few. I would post these clips, but Oscar doesn't let you embed them.

But this year we may not have many of these memorable moments. The Oscar producers are trying something different. They're telling nominees to prepare two speeches - a :45 speech for on-air and a longer speech for a "thank you" camera backstage.

Some speeches can be a bit boring and long, but overall that's the fun of watching the epic 4.5 hour telecast! I don't think the big bad producers are going to be able to stop many of these winners from giving the speech they want. I would like to see them try to stop Mo'Nique or Sandra Bullock ... Jeff Bridges or Christoph Waltz give a big speech after a win.
I think it's going to be hilarious to watch the producers try to stop the speeches. And that's why the speeches will be the highlight of this year's awards show. I can't wait to see what some of the winners do!

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Are Fat People More Fun?

First Lady Michelle Obama has made it a priority to tackle childhood obesity. She's cutting the fat, and setting an example with her family and families around the world. She's even planted a White House garden to show how eating healthy is easy and fun (sorta, I guess). I don't think many people would disagree with her mission. Frankly, she should be applauded.

I bring that up because as I was watching AC 360 Tonight, I saw something that made me scratch my head. During a panel discussion on the Kevin Smith/Southwest Airlines "Fatgate," a member of the National Association of Fat Acceptance was on the show to give their opinion on the matter.

The National Association of Fat Acceptance????? Ummhmm.

The picture (in case you're wondering) is from a NAAFA rally in New York City. The NAAFA's goal is to help build a society in which people of every size are accepted with dignity and equality in all aspects of life. Meet the NAAFA

I honestly don't know what to say. Are fat people more fun?

-daniel

Mardi Gras Mumbo

A look at tonight's Mardi Gras coverage on WAFB!

Picture Worth a Thousand Words

I don't know who to credit for this picture ... Jacques Doucet sent it to us. Championship coaches celebrating Mardi Gras. This picture really is worth a thousand words!

-daniel

Oprah's Oops Moment

Anyone who knows Drew Brees is familiar with his birth mark.

The man has never tried to hide it ... nor should he. It's what makes Drew ... Drew! Well, Oprah (nor her janky producers) got that memo.




I feel a little bad for Drew. But, the "oops" moment was cut out of some broadcasts. This is a clip from WAFB's sister station WMC-TV in Memphis.



I know it was a mistake, but it should have been left in!
Thoughts?!?!

-daniel

Monday, February 15, 2010

Still blaming the fatty?


I'm getting sucked into this whole Kevin Smith vs. Southwest Airlines fiasco. Sadly. They should just call the whole thing Fatgate! I'm interested in the whole, 'was Kevin Smith too fat to fly' controversy. But what I find more interesting is how Kevin Smith (I feel like I have to use his first and last name) is using the almighty and powerful social media to battle the big, powerful airliner.

He's using his blog and twitter to make his case. He has virtually ignored the eager/starving media conglomerates and their request for interviews. I've seen CNN and Good Morning America tweet Smith (even asking their followers to try tweeting him) for interview requests. Smith has stayed mum ... except for using his very controlled social media outlets.

In case you haven't heard: Kevin Smith was told he couldn't board a flight over the weekend after the airliner claimed he was too big to fit in the seat and buckle himself. Smith admits that he normally buys two seats while flying. He actually did buy two seats for his flight home, but switched to an earlier flight ... where only one seat was available. Smith claims he was able to fit in the seat (with both armrests down) and buckle himself in.

Southwest countered their claim, taking to their blog (cleverly titling it "Not So Silent Bob")about the incident saying, "Our employees explained why the decision is made, accommodated Mr. Smith on a later flight, and issued him a $100 Southwest voucher for his inconvenience."

Kevin Smith is starting to get the hint that he may have been too fat to fly ... "Lots of folks still telling me to stop crying and lose weight - as if that's what this was all about. ... Once again: I know I'm fat. The point of all this? I'm not too fat for Southwest Air, yet someone deemed me so. *sigh*"

But Kevin Smith really just wants Southwest to admit they were wrong and that he could fit in one seat. From Southwests' last blog ... he could be waiting for a while. In a blog titled "My Conversation with Kevin Smith," Linda Rutherford (a Southwest employee) says ... "Southwest, like most carriers, has a policy to assist passengers who need two seats onboard an aircraft. The policy is an important one for the comfort and safety of all passengers aboard a plane, and we stand by that 25-year-old policy. This has our attention, and we will be reviewing how and when this delicate policy is implemented."

According to that blog, Southwests' only mistake was boarding him on standby and then asking him to leave.

I think this is going to die down in the mainstream media, but it could be a while before it dies down in the world of social media.


-daniel

The Man Cave

Hmmm. Not sure what to say about this. It's probably the best description of a man cave I've ever seen. It's also probably the "coolest" thing I've seen today.

A Cleveland man found himself out of a job ... with the extra time on his hands he built an igloo in his dad's front yard. Yes, an igloo.



This isn't your normal, everyday Eskimo loving igloo. No, no, no. Check it out for yourself!

(I'm trying to find video ... so far I haven't found a TV station who's covered it ... YET!)

Original Story

-daniel

Oh, Canada!

The Winter Olympics have arrived, and I'm a little surprised at just how many people are watching. NBC is dominating the ratings race with the Vancouver Olympics. 97 million people tuned into NBC for the first two days of the Vancouver games. That's a 13% increase over four years ago when the Olympics were held in Torino.

I give credit to NBC for putting so much money into new technology to cover the Olympics. The camera angels have never been better, and watching the games in HD is breathtaking (for lack of a better word). But I'm interested to see if the numbers stay up for NBC. Will people keep watching?

I credit the luge tragedy for the increase on Friday and Saturday. People are so interested in what happened during practice on Friday ... that in a sick and twisted way ... I wonder if they are watching to see something similar happen again.

On Friday's evening news (CBS, NBC, ABC) I was a little upset at how each network covered the tragedy. To break it down, CBS loses. They not only repeatedly showed the tragedy again and again, but they slowed it down and also had still images of the aftermath. NBC (who is broadcasting the Olympic games) showed the accident repeatedly, but did not got to the extreme like CBS. ABC wins for their coverage for just being tasteful. They showed the accident once ... and that was it.

It's moments like this that make people hate TV news and question our role in today's society. I am against showing the video of this tragedy. Someone died. I don't think news outlets are getting ahead by showing the video. CBS, whom I respect as a news agency, lost a lot of credibility with me Friday night. They not only showed the tragic accident again and again and again, but they also started their show with a cold open.

Sadly, I can't totally blame the media outlets. They know their audience. As sick as it is, people want to see this video. Just checking out YouTube video postings of the crash, more than 100,000 people have logged on to look. This was just one posting! Nevertheless ... it doesn't make it right.

I've been talking to a lot of my media friends about the coverage. I'm surprised at the differing opinions. Arguments about how it is newsworthy. Arguments about how the media would be wrong to not show the video. I honestly can't pretend to agree with them. It's upsetting at how people tune in to see tragedy. Hopefully this mentality changes...

-daniel